HAPPY NEW YEAR

Distinguished Banana Man hopes everyone is over their hangovers by now.

2007 kicked 2006's ass. 2008 will be even better, no doubt. Kinda bummed that in 2 months I'll be 26. 26 is old. That's like foot in the grave old. HOPEFULLY, by 2009 I will be blogging about how I own earth. Not like the planet, like a condo or a house.

Once I get the house and the dog, I'm pretty much ready to retire and die. I should probably start brainstorming more life goals.