Saturday, January 24, 2009

According to Superficial.com

Kanye West flipped out on his blog about a rumor that he might do bisexual porn. He wrote a big long post IN TEH CAPTIALS CAUSE HE IS SHOUTING. But the most quotable part was him saying:
"YOOOO WHY WON'T YOU LET ME BE GREAT!!!" And then "LET ME BE GREAT!!!!!!!"


That's the most fucking obnoxious thing I've ever read. Kanye rules.

Next time anything crappy happens that effects me in any way I'm going to yell out "WHY WON'T YOU LET ME BE GREAT?!!!"

Starbucks barista: "I'm sorry, we don't serve the Peppermint Mocha latte anymore"
Me: "YOOO!! WHY WON'T YOU LET ME BE GREAT!"

Bill: "Can you stop putting the pans in the dishwasher?"
Me: "YOO! WHY WON'T YOU LET ME BE GREAT!"

4 Comments:

At 6:48 AM , Blogger Joel Ra said...

Use it for any annoying customers...

 
At 9:43 AM , Blogger Noam said...

The trick to annoying ones is to solve their issues in 5 words or less. That sentence would just lead to questions.

 
At 1:20 PM , Blogger Nimil said...

my favourite quote:

" LOOK HOW FRESH MY SUIT IS... NUFF SAID!"

 
At 9:04 PM , Blogger Helyanwe said...

Today Steve was waiting in the car while i went into the courthouse and i was parked in a no parking spot (even tho there was no freggin paint left on the curb to know that!)
But i got a ticket.. i told him he should of gotten out of the car and said to the officer "Yooooooo! Why wont you let me be great!"
Its all his fault i got the ticket -sigh-

 

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