My future D&D character

I know my strengths as a roleplayer are as follows:

• I hate talking to people
• I hate pretending I'm someone else
• I don't like complex back stories
• I like smashing things

I actually... don't like roleplaying. I do like drinking with friends though!!!! Wooooo!
So my conditions is I get to be a dwarf warrior who only grunts and has an afro and afro-beard. I can't remember what the response to gold teeth was.

Anyway, I drew my character. I'm trying to catch up on Doctor Who so I am doodling.