I'm busy for once!
*types erases types erases types erases*
Yeah I got nothing. At least people know I'm alive.
posted by Noam @ 12:08 PM
Tuesday, January 09, 2007
Yeah I got nothing. At least people know I'm alive.
About Me
Second Life alias: Noam "Danger" Sprocket
Store: Gritty Kitty
Bio: Noam was born in Feb 2006 spontaneously. He spent most of that year being a pain in the ass twat. 2007 proved to be better times, having moved to Koreshan and made some hat everyone and their grandma bought. Then he got really into smack, not the drug but the breakfast cereal, sugar smacks... mmm. Then stuff happened and things where great. Then more stuff happened and it's shitty again. I think cryolife might be karmic retribution for 2006.
OnRez Store:Buy stuff? Gifts
Previous Posts
- PENCIL ART
- Brandon rocks yet again
- O_o
- Rudra scribbles
- Oh jebus
- Nothing better than cannibalism in the news
- Music question...
- Girl Clothes
- Thing of the day... for watching
- I'm Here! @ work... god this blows.
Store Policy and Peeves
- If I'm offline, send me a notecard with your name, the item name, the date you bought it and most importantly the transaction # and you will get super speedy service as soon as I accept the note. Failure to do any of that means you have to wait.
- If your notecard starts off by calling me a thief because you paid for something and it was never delivered, please take a second to close your eyes and picture me. Sitting at my desk and pantomiming strangling you. Never do I stroke my Snidley Whiplash mustache and go "HOHO, For I have stolen another 25 cents from someone on the internet! My dastardly deeds know no bounds!" And then cackle madly. The asset server sucks. Just give me the trans # and I will fix it.
- Items that are NO MOD, will forever be no mod. Please try the demos
- I will gladly send gifts of no transfer items if it's not a hugenormous list. There is no additional cost.
- No Refunds or exchanges on NO TRANSFER items. This means hair. Please be sure that you are purchasing the correct style and color before you commit to buying.
- Lying about transactions, using someone else's Trans #s, saying you bought more than you did etc, will result in banning. And if it's funny, I may tell other people about it too. :-D You've been warned.
- I don't do customs, but I do take suggestions. If I get inspired by your suggestion I will send you the item I make for free. Please when suggesting stuff put your avatar name on a notecard with any reference pictures as I have a shitty memory.
- I don't make little kid clothes.
- I do not speak any other language than English. If you do not speak English, then you probably can't understand any of this policy and I look forward to your nonsensical IMs and threats on my life.
- I can only do resizes if I have time. I don't usually. :( Sorry. Honest to blog, if I have free time, I will help you out. If it's an easy issue, I will try to walk you through it.
- Until Linden labs gets rid of the NOTES sections of profiles, I track all correspondences with customers through that. If you were a dick to me 6 months ago for no good reason and you're hoping I forgot by now, hahahahaha. Silly face. I love taking notes.
- I'm not looking for models.
- I don't want to give you $10,000 linden to put on a fashion show.
- I'm not looking for rental spots at the moment. When I am, I am looking for places that: have nice builds, don't have to do with nekos, and have a rental rate closer to L$1 to 1prim.
- If Second Life ever fucks up your PERMS and makes mod objects no mod, I will replace them. If it's trans, send me back the broken parts. If it's no trans, TP to the shop when I'm on and just show me you own it. (Snapshots do not = ownership)
- I do not replace items for people who got their accounts banned. I do not give items to alts either. Just don't get banned. How hard can that be?
- The only people who should be offended by this list are the people who commit these atrocities and therefore deserve to be offended. If you are just a chill costumer who does your thing without rocking my boat, then I love you X a billion.
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25 Comments:
busy? my ass :P
haha
I'll get busy on your ass.
it takes like 2 seconds of my time to spam you through email!
I'm kinda busy...
I made 2 microsites...
one should not tease a girl so.....
wait... unless you wanna get busy on Noams ass.. then i'll just whip out my insta-popcorn, handycam and my directors bean bag chair.
Spam = unwanted email
Getting Email from non-work parties: $10L
Getting Spam from Erection Medication companies: $0L
Getting email from Noam: Priceless
*curls up on the floor and steals some of Trin's popcorn*
Candi can be my directors assistant and lighting director. afterall we gotta have a good film to show the kids.
My ass is not amused.
oooh dissin Nex. tsk tsk tsk :P
Nex is a large man...
o_o
*rethinks about that conversation you overheard and told me about*
OMG hahaha, that guy was a tool.
"I'm very big and she had a very hard cervix..."
i thought it was a shallow cervix? *scratches head*
it was HARD and shallow and HARD
.....umm..........I so think that story would make me throw up a little but I'm sooo intrigued...
it most likely would candi. LMAO
haha you must tell me then!! MWAAHAHAHAH
nobody explains it better than Noam. LOL
Back, and to the left
Back, and to the left
I'm going to paraphrase this whole conversation.
So I was in a sandbox and these two furries were near me chatting each other up and the guy is like "yeah I don't have much sex IRL anymore, it's really hard to find someone."
And the girl is like "Eh, IRL?" probably thinking oh I'm talking to a beast.
And then he says: "There was a girl in college who I tried it with but it hurt too much and after the 3rd time we stopped."
Her: "what? Hurt?"
Him:"I don't want to talk about it, it would sound like gloating"
Her: "Then don't talk about it."
Him: "Okay I'll tell you, I guess I am gloating. I'm very big."
Her: "Oh, you're fat?"
Him: "NO not fat, I'm very well endowed, and she was very shallow and had a hard cervix and it hurt."
And then the girl TPed away and I laughed my ass off.
*slaps knee laughing* that story never gets old
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA Oh man..I'm totally speechless.
I wonder if SHCA (shallow hard cervix anonymous)meetings exist...
I'm thinking he didn't put it in the right hole...
"OW My ear!!!"
hahahahahah i'm thinking he wishes that really happened....
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