Clones and personal shopping

So I was on SL a lot yesterday all doped up and miserable and there are 2 things that are royally pissing me off.

Prepare for rawr ("( ' ,,,' )")

1) Noam-clones.

I went to my store to reset a vendor and there were 3 guys in there who looked like my clones. Given, none were perfect but it was to the point that one dude was wearing the exact same outfit with tats that I wore in my Scarf Ad. He had brown neko parts on since my brown spots are custom and you can't copy that. I know I should be flattered, but it made me want to vomit. I remade 90% of my ads yesterday that show my face and I'm remaking the last couple of them left tonight.

2) Customers

I love 80% of my customers. The last 20% are the people who contact me about things I already explain in my profile, the ones who want to fuck me or be bestest friends evarz, and the ones who act like I'm their personal shopper. I'm sorry, I'm just not doing it anymore. I'm trying to build or I actually take some time to hang out with friends which I rarely do anymore and I get the most ASININE IMS. If it was once a week, I wouldn't mind, once a day.. that's ok. But it's not. It's never under 6 annoying IMs a day and yesterday, it was at the maximum of 18 (I think it was more but I'm not counting the ones that were by people who are very to the point.) And the 2 people who actually had problems I was like straining myself not to be annoyed, just because I'd already been interrupted so many times.

If anyone IMs me from now on asking where they can go to buy "______" I will ignore them. If you have a problem with something I made, or need help with something, that's a legitimate reason to IM me. If you want to ask where to buy neko parts, skins, hair, neko toys, piercings, shoes, and pants... how about you type one of those words in Search and see what happens, because that's all I'd be doing anyway since I don't shop anymore. To everyone who has ever bothered me about this stuff... I'm not your personal shopper.

Next up, People who expect me to TP to them when they don't have a problem with my stuff. If you're a stranger and want to give me a hug... DUDE I DON'T WANT TO HUG YOU. I don't even want to hug my friends! I especially am not going to stop everything I'm doing to TP over to you and let you hug me. You're a stranger. Act like a stranger. You want Noam's neko ass? Noam isn't giving it up to you! Mew mew hi hi luffs ooo kyootie. Goddamn, is that what you call courting?!

Lastly, Read my profile or be ignored. If I get one more "can I buy your shape...", "Where do you buy your hair?" or "where can I get that skin?" I will go /me slaps you across the face and stomps away.

I really don't want to be mean to my customers, but all these bullshit IMs make be angry at the people who actually need help. My profile right now, is obviously way too friendly. I have to update my it to accommodate all of this. I can't keep myself in Busy mode all the time.

Seriously, I used to hate the idea of people being too scared to talk to me, like I was some kinda celebrity, but you know what? Random strangers IMing me about nothing relevant while I'm trying to work on stuff sucks a bajillion times more.