Thursday, April 30, 2009

Dear internet,

Lets make a deal. I'll actually log on to SL and make stuff, if you all keep buying it.

This way I can afford to go back to school in the fall.

And I will loves you forevers and evers.


PS- I will consider e-whoring if the price is right. I really want to go back to school.

PPS- But I don't kiss on the mouth and you have to use e-condoms.

PPPS- And no potty stuff.

Monday, April 27, 2009

Devil Collar

I got this idea from an anime picture book tha I got for Xmas years ago. It looks better in person than in this ad...

Achariya is more photogenic. See her blog for better pictures.

Sunday, April 26, 2009

HAT + Hair: Hunting season

Could my av look any less rednecky in that ad? He's like a rednecks nightmare.

I think the nightmare would go something like.. the redneck is out at a bar and has to use the mens room, it's dark when he enters the stall, and then he hears the door shut and the lock click. The light flickers and then illuminates a surly looking fancy man who is half man and half deer... Is the deer a symbol of his broken relationship with his father? or does it have to do with the buck he shot point blank between the eyes last weekend?
Then rape. He can't run away! OH NO!! Molasses legs! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! He wakes up in a cold sweat and wonders what his subconscious was trying to tell him and if he likes penises now.

The end. :D

*UPDATE: ignore the above retarded rant cause Uma just blogged my hat and she is waaaaaaaaaaaaaay more good looking than Noam. Look at Uma. Look at her blog. She makes everything look amazing.

And her avatar reminds me of Audrey Kawasaki drawings.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

I believe this is what it looks like to win at life NEVERMIND

I love this man.
He makes sweet love to the camera.
Apparently he makes sweet love to little children too. O_O Thank you reddit for ruining it. >:C

Monday, April 20, 2009

O_O That last post was my 666th post.

**UPDATE SEPT -- Total lapse in judgement on my part. The typography tees have been deleted. The YO that kern is tight shirt wasn't created by me, I own it IRL and I should have been selling it. I didn't really make money off this set, but it was still wicked wrong of me. In the future if I ever do this they will be freebies. VERY SORRY and if you'd like a refund I will give it to you.


I wish 3 years ago I had picked a store name that I could easily add umlauts to.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

New hair: Lenin

I'm all about headbands atm. Each of these are texture scripted so you can change each individually.

Reference picture: I found this ref picture for the hair in a suicide boy group. Later pictures of the same person revealed that under that T shirt is a sweater. A chest pube sweater. Actually it was kinda cute, I wish they made more blonde chest hair skins in SL.

Thursday, April 09, 2009

International outreach

Here is my proposal:

Every person who purchases anything on Second Life, reguardless of nationality or language fluency, MUST know how to find their transaction history. It must become a standard that all asset server errors are dealt with by giving the vendor your transaction history in a notecard. Just copy and paste and put your name on the notecard.

I know getting broken English IMs in capital letters is not the end of the world, but having to do a normally simple task for someone who does not make any sense to me and I make no sense to them sucks big donkey balls.

Are you with me people?!!! Teach all your newb friends how to get their transaction histories.

Saturday, April 04, 2009

HAIR: Ghetto

So I'm all about weaves now and 4" long fake nails and bling and going on Maury Povich to complain about my friend cooking Chicken tetrizini for mah man.
Ok not really. But I did make a hair that is pretty Ghetto fabulous.