I'm going to paraphrase this whole conversation. So I was in a sandbox and these two furries were near me chatting each other up and the guy is like "yeah I don't have much sex IRL anymore, it's really hard to find someone." And the girl is like "Eh, IRL?" probably thinking oh I'm talking to a beast. And then he says: "There was a girl in college who I tried it with but it hurt too much and after the 3rd time we stopped." Her: "what? Hurt?" Him:"I don't want to talk about it, it would sound like gloating" Her: "Then don't talk about it." Him: "Okay I'll tell you, I guess I am gloating. I'm very big." Her: "Oh, you're fat?" Him: "NO not fat, I'm very well endowed, and she was very shallow and had a hard cervix and it hurt."
And then the girl TPed away and I laughed my ass off.
busy? my ass :P
ReplyDeletehaha
I'll get busy on your ass.
ReplyDeleteit takes like 2 seconds of my time to spam you through email!
ReplyDeleteI'm kinda busy...
I made 2 microsites...
one should not tease a girl so.....
ReplyDeletewait... unless you wanna get busy on Noams ass.. then i'll just whip out my insta-popcorn, handycam and my directors bean bag chair.
Spam = unwanted email
ReplyDeleteGetting Email from non-work parties: $10L
Getting Spam from Erection Medication companies: $0L
Getting email from Noam: Priceless
*curls up on the floor and steals some of Trin's popcorn*
ReplyDeleteCandi can be my directors assistant and lighting director. afterall we gotta have a good film to show the kids.
ReplyDeleteMy ass is not amused.
ReplyDeleteoooh dissin Nex. tsk tsk tsk :P
ReplyDeleteNex is a large man...
ReplyDeleteo_o
*rethinks about that conversation you overheard and told me about*
ReplyDeleteOMG hahaha, that guy was a tool.
ReplyDelete"I'm very big and she had a very hard cervix..."
i thought it was a shallow cervix? *scratches head*
ReplyDeleteit was HARD and shallow and HARD
ReplyDelete.....umm..........I so think that story would make me throw up a little but I'm sooo intrigued...
ReplyDeleteit most likely would candi. LMAO
ReplyDeletehaha you must tell me then!! MWAAHAHAHAH
ReplyDeletenobody explains it better than Noam. LOL
ReplyDeleteBack, and to the left
ReplyDeleteBack, and to the left
I'm going to paraphrase this whole conversation.
ReplyDeleteSo I was in a sandbox and these two furries were near me chatting each other up and the guy is like "yeah I don't have much sex IRL anymore, it's really hard to find someone."
And the girl is like "Eh, IRL?" probably thinking oh I'm talking to a beast.
And then he says: "There was a girl in college who I tried it with but it hurt too much and after the 3rd time we stopped."
Her: "what? Hurt?"
Him:"I don't want to talk about it, it would sound like gloating"
Her: "Then don't talk about it."
Him: "Okay I'll tell you, I guess I am gloating. I'm very big."
Her: "Oh, you're fat?"
Him: "NO not fat, I'm very well endowed, and she was very shallow and had a hard cervix and it hurt."
And then the girl TPed away and I laughed my ass off.
*slaps knee laughing* that story never gets old
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA Oh man..I'm totally speechless.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if SHCA (shallow hard cervix anonymous)meetings exist...
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking he didn't put it in the right hole...
ReplyDelete"OW My ear!!!"
hahahahahah i'm thinking he wishes that really happened....
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